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By Allen Jesson

 When it comes to writing a funny love poem you may find yourself faced with a task a lot harder that first thought.

This article contains tips and ideas that will help you write a funny love poem.

Before you begin your funny love poem I would recommend reading and listing to other poems in the same genre. This will give you some ideas about the styles they were written. You will also be able to decide if your funny love poem is going to be long or short, rhyming or not rhyming.

Find inspiration, by simply reading a verse or line from another funny love poem you may just find the inspiration to write your own. Once you have the foundation you then need to bulk it out.

If your funny love poem is intended for someone in particular you may already have ideas about what you want to include. If this is the case then spend some time making notes about the specific thing you want to incorporate.

As hard as it sounds try to write down your emotions and feeling as this is what makes a poem special and meaningful. do not be afraid to say things you would not normally say.

Think about the event or person the funny love poem is for, writing notes or a list as you remember the emotions and feeling you had at that time and have now. Once the list is written you can then go through and add or remove what ever you see fit.

You will need to think about the style of your funny love poem. There are many styles of poems including haiku, sonnets, limericks or free verse. It is important to decide the style before actually putting your poem together.

Use vivid descriptions and words of emotion such as love, happiness and joy. Try to include descriptive images, so instead of putting ‘the garden’ put ‘the lush green garden’ these descriptions will paint a better picture in the readers mind.

Always save the best part of your funny love poem for the end. The end should be like a punch line to a joke, something that gives the reader something to think about after the poem has been read.

When you feel your funny love poem is complete read it and read it again, do not be afraid to edit and make changes or better still ask others for their opinions and advice in how they feel the poem reads.

The most important thing is to be sincere, especially if you are going to be giving the poem as a gift to someone you love.

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By Melanie Rockett

 There are literally hundreds of writing contests open for entry at any time of the year. There are contests for every genre and level of experience — from amateur poetry writing contests to competitions for published novels.

Some of today’s top novelists, magazine writers and screenplay writers got a kick start in their careers by entering and winning writing contests.

Here are 10 tips that will help you position your entry to become the next WINNING entry!

1. Follow the Rules. Read them once and then print them out and read them again, this time with a highlighter in hand. If the rules are in a miniscule font, copy and paste them into your word processor and then increase the size of the font until you can easily read it. At risk of repeating myself, be sure to FOLLOW the rules. If it says 500 words or under, you will likely be disqualified for submitting 501 words.

2. Examine previous entries. If the contest organization posts or publishes the winners from previous months or years, read the winning entries. You may get insights into the types of stories and the writing styles that have caught the eye of previous judges. Are the winning entries experimental or conservative? What style(s) did the judges move towards? The idea is not to clone last years winning entry, but to get an idea of the overall direction that the judges appear to prefer.

3. Submit more that one entry. Judging a contest is an extremely subjective process. Submit several entries. Make them quite different in content and style. Your favorite entry may be totally bypassed by the judges. The entry you thought to be the weakest could take a winner’s ribbon simply because it evoked the right response from the judge(s).

4. Polish your entry. There is no hurry. There is ALWAYS another contest or another year. Never rush, and never enter a contest in a rush. Unfinished work always looks like unfinished work. Take whatever time you need to polish your entries and only enter when you feel the work is totally finished for now.

5. Write on Schedule. Good writers practice their art. They write regularly and are always learning. Set aside some time every day for your writing. You may only have 15 minutes a day. That’s OK. Over a month only 15 minutes a day will add up to almost 8 hours!

6. Read good work. Good writers are usually voracious readers. Don’t just passively read, take action, make notes on what you like. Pay attention to how your favorite author describes a character or a location. If the book is your own, make notes in the margins. Highlight sentences, descriptions, and passages you love. Focus on your weak areas. If, for example, you are weak on dialogue, analyze what your favorite authors do. How do they keep out of the “he said, she said” trap?

7. Create a Work Space. Your workspace could be at home, in front of your computer in the kitchen, or it could be in a coffee shop with your notebook or laptop. Your workspace should inspire you and be conducive to your writing. For some that will mean a totally quite space. Others can create a cocoon of inspiration in the midst of chaos. One of my favorite writing areas is MacDonald’s during the morning coffee rush! If I lack inspiration, all I have to do is look up!

8. Opening word, sentence, and paragraph. Your opening should immediately grab the attention of your audience. In a contest, your audience is the judge. You have a lot of competition sitting there on the judge’s desk. If you don’t capture his/her interest right away your entry will quickly go into the rejected stack. Rewrite and polish your opening until you are sure it will keep the reader moving onto the next and then the next.

9. Format. Whether you are writing Haiku or a screenplay, there are accepted formats. The format may be specifically outlined in the rules. If formatting (i.e. double spaced lines) is not specified, do some research and find out the formatting conventions for your specific genre. For example, if you are submitting to a screenplay contest you must use screenplay-formatting protocols. If you don’t know what these are … find out!

10. Enter. One of the saddest tales is “I had this great idea, BUT I never got around to it. It probably would have won. I should have, BUT you know, life got in the way.” Yes, life does get in the way. BUT winning writers find a way to get their writing done in spite of it all!

Melanie Rockett is THE Contest Guru. Visit her website for more information on entering and winning contests, and for information about DOZENS of current writing contests.

http://contestguru.com

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